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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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