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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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"Blushing is the color of virtue."

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!

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