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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

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