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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Animal Rights activist: If you love someone, set her free In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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