I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes