Rhett Butler: If you love someone, set YOURSELF free, If she asks you why Say you don’t give a damn.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Playful: If you love someone, set her free. *If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again. Repeat *

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.