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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

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OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

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